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Who says women can't park?

2010-04-26T23:34:00.000-07:00

Oh My GOD!!!

2010-01-14T05:55:00.000-08:00

... she is not wearing her seatbelt!!!

Blondes vs. Brunettes

2009-02-09T04:15:00.000-08:00

"Yesterday", Beatles ft. IT Gurus

2009-02-05T00:06:00.000-08:00

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.

I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.

Imagine winning a lottery

2009-02-04T02:02:00.001-08:00

This is why you must have life insurance

2009-02-04T01:48:00.000-08:00

How to win 100 000$?

2009-02-04T01:36:00.000-08:00

100,000$ to take your top off. What would you do?

Diet Coke Platinum Card. Go Platinum! :)

Having fun on the construction site

2009-02-04T01:12:00.000-08:00

All you need is a bulldozer and a few friends(volunteers) :)

The Lord Of The Gass

2009-01-09T06:25:00.001-08:00

They take our precious!

How to Drink Vodka!!!

2009-01-07T05:34:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered how to drink VODKA, the way the Russians do? Watch this video and find out!

Your Life

2009-01-06T04:49:00.000-08:00

Surprise Baloons ... 25 cents each!

2009-01-06T04:48:00.000-08:00

Two Scotch Whiskey Flavoured Condoms!

2009-01-06T04:47:00.000-08:00

No kidding!

Quality Assurance

2009-01-06T04:45:00.002-08:00

Nice Bike

2009-01-06T04:45:00.001-08:00

Who Is Blondie?

2009-01-06T04:42:00.000-08:00

Gay Test - Test Yourself

2009-01-06T04:41:00.000-08:00

Learn to Cook, Learn to ...

2009-01-06T04:40:00.000-08:00

Wanna play?

2009-01-06T04:39:00.000-08:00

Sharpen Up - Funny Practical Joke

2008-12-20T01:54:00.000-08:00

The Joker vs George W. Bush

2008-12-20T01:45:00.000-08:00

The Dark Knight
The Joker vs George W. Bush

Financial Crisis

2008-11-27T04:44:00.001-08:00

Joke 1:

If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year only two Banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called "The Bloody Fucking Bank"

Joke 2:

Team,
Due to the current financial crisis
facing the world at the moment,
the light at the end of the tunnel
will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.

Sincerely yours,
God

Loving husband

2008-11-27T04:42:00.000-08:00

Global facts

2008-11-24T00:07:00.001-08:00

A Woman’s Facelift Story

2008-11-19T02:40:00.000-08:00

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?'
'About 32,' is the reply.'
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'
The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning Question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, 'Lady, I'm 88 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was Young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around Very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay....How old am I?'
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says:
'Madam, you are 50.'
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you Tell?'
The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'
'I promise I won't' she says.
'I was behind you at McDonalds.'

Wassup - 8 years later

2008-11-18T00:35:00.000-08:00

It’s been eight long years since the boys said “wassup” to each other. Even with the effects of a down economy and imminent change in the White House, the boys are still able to come together and stay true to what really matters.

Deals about job loss, war in Iraq, climate change, healthcare, economic crisis etc.

I give you the same guys 8 years earlier in "Bud" commercial

Photoshop v10

2008-11-17T23:14:00.001-08:00

Photoshop v10 - As real as it gets :)

The Matrix Runs on Windows

2008-11-12T04:25:00.000-08:00

Ubuntu vs Windows :)

Awesome commercial

2008-11-06T13:21:00.000-08:00

USA - Confidence to remove stains in 1 wash

Hard Rock Cafe

2008-11-06T06:58:00.001-08:00

Russian Lady

2008-11-06T06:52:00.001-08:00

Wanna meet this russian lady? :)

For Perfect Dreams

2008-11-06T06:50:00.001-08:00

Red, Hot, Chili ... Peppers

2008-11-06T06:46:00.001-08:00

Wanna try one of these red hot chili peppers? :)

Got You :)

2008-11-06T06:43:00.000-08:00

Prelude du Fornication

2008-11-06T06:30:00.000-08:00

Let's smoke together

2008-11-06T06:29:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day...

2008-11-06T06:28:00.000-08:00

A Legal Question

2008-10-30T07:45:00.000-07:00

Is this statutory rape???
... Or just a monumental mistake?

How To Confuse An Idiot

2008-10-23T04:47:00.000-07:00

This is an amazing story of life.

P.S. Have you tried playing this video using a different browser?
P.P.S. Still can't play it?
P.P.P.S. :)))

Wise Monkey

2008-10-21T11:58:00.000-07:00

Choose your music wisely!

P.S. Still don't get it? What the video again.

Photograph - FotoPRIX

2008-10-21T11:52:00.001-07:00

FotoPRIX - The best photos, the best prices

Chio Chips

2008-10-21T11:30:00.000-07:00

Very funny Deutsch Chio Chips video

World's most wanted Wiener

2008-10-17T05:05:00.000-07:00

Art on a sexy body

2008-10-17T00:50:00.002-07:00

Bit Copa - Refreshingly Brazilian

Never to old to wear bikini

2008-10-17T00:50:00.001-07:00

David living in the USA today

2008-10-17T00:49:00.001-07:00

Hard-core internet surfing

2008-10-17T00:48:00.000-07:00

Save a virgin ...

2008-10-17T00:47:00.000-07:00

... do me instead

Naughty intentions spelt out in code

2008-10-17T00:46:00.002-07:00

Sexy Rainbows

2008-10-17T00:46:00.001-07:00

Funny Toilets

2008-10-17T00:45:00.001-07:00

Not a Happy Cat

2008-10-17T00:44:00.000-07:00

Solving equation by a Blondie

2008-10-17T00:43:00.000-07:00

This Blondie is very smart, indeed :)

Why man should not remain single

2008-10-17T00:41:00.000-07:00

Are you innocent or filthy minded?

2008-10-17T00:40:00.000-07:00

P.S. If you see a naughty image, you are certainly not innocent. Children will see 9 dolphins

An Unique Sculpture

2008-10-17T00:39:00.000-07:00

Hillarious piece of art!

Alien vs Predator

2008-10-17T00:38:00.000-07:00

A Condom story

2008-10-16T23:52:00.000-07:00

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12?

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Those are called condoms son, men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies,

"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March..."

Stone vs iPhone

2008-10-15T01:56:00.000-07:00

Developer - Born Brave

2008-09-22T13:14:00.000-07:00

We Are There for Your Victoria...

2008-09-22T13:12:00.000-07:00

We Are There for Your Victoria, with discounted premiums when you need to build a new home.

Audi - Cars Chairs

2008-09-22T13:10:00.000-07:00

After two drinks your attention while driving will diminish by up to 76%

2008-09-22T13:09:00.000-07:00

Levi's - Find your Style

2008-09-22T13:08:00.001-07:00

WWF - Donate and save the world with few coins

2008-09-22T13:08:00.000-07:00

Pepsi Twist

2008-09-22T13:06:00.000-07:00

Nike - Just Do It

2008-09-22T13:05:00.000-07:00

Where is Your God Now?

2008-09-11T02:01:00.000-07:00

Pretty cool huh?
Where is your God now?

Teamwork

2008-09-11T01:57:00.000-07:00

Because bullets can only go through so many bodies!

Wanna Fun Summer Job?

2008-09-11T01:51:00.000-07:00

Wanna Fun Summer Job? Make ... NROP:)

PIssimist, Optimist and Student

2008-09-11T01:48:00.000-07:00

PIssimist, Optimist and Student :)

Harley Babies(The sweetest thing)

2008-09-11T01:15:00.000-07:00

"The sweetest thing" movie

Adam & Eve

2008-09-11T00:52:00.000-07:00

Another cool video from Centraal Beheer - the insurance company in Apeldoor.

Just call us.

Dating Advice

2008-08-18T05:11:00.000-07:00

Cedric "The Entertainer" is giving his friend advice on how to pick up the ladies until his check for the beer arrives. Very nice Bud Light advice :)

Just did it!

2008-08-15T07:43:00.000-07:00

Wanna buy some nice T-shirt? How about this one :)

Behind Every Great Woman is ...

2008-08-15T07:13:00.001-07:00

... a man checking out her ass!

When your girlfriend is pissed off ...

2008-08-15T06:52:00.000-07:00

When your girlfriend(wife) got pissed off ... your favourite Mercedes-Benz got full of ...

Yankee GO HOME!!!

2008-08-15T06:09:00.001-07:00

MARS for martians!!! Yankee GO Home!!!

Fishes Body Painting

2008-08-15T06:07:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Paradise

2008-07-28T23:49:00.000-07:00

These are probably the most beautiful and wild beaches in the world.
Welcome to Paradise Lost!

Guiness Good Times

2008-07-25T03:47:00.000-07:00

Share one with Your friend. Or Two :-)

AMAZING Cutting Art!

2008-07-23T23:57:00.000-07:00

I can't believe people create such things.
Amazing! Fantastic! Masterpiece!

Nostalgia about Windows 1.01

2008-07-23T23:49:00.000-07:00

Windows 1.01 ... it was so long ago

Terrific Trafic Jam

2008-07-23T23:48:00.000-07:00

Funny cats

2008-07-23T23:44:00.000-07:00

Arabic Acrobatic Maniacs

2008-07-23T23:38:00.000-07:00

These guys are crazy m.f. Well done

FERRARI worths its price

2008-07-15T14:14:00.000-07:00

This is a very sad but true Ferrri story from the very beginning till the very end. As you can see Ferrari worths all its price. The car is in deep shit but the driver is ok.

Love knows no limits

2008-07-13T13:28:00.000-07:00

Love knows no limits and true friendships last a lifetime.
Get back in touch with someone today ...
... You will be glad you did.

P.S. It's okay if tears appear upon your face.

Very Strange Furnitures

2008-07-13T13:02:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wanted to decorate your home/office the way it would deliver the WOW effect? Below you will find some very nice & strange & fresh furnitures.

Water Melon Shaping Art

2008-07-13T12:55:00.000-07:00

Amazing water melon shaping art. An excelent & brillinat masterpiece. Bravo. Bravissimo.

BMW vs Jaguar

2008-07-13T12:47:00.000-07:00

Another BMW vs Jaguar funny Ad :)

Bill Gates - The Last Day at Microsoft

2008-06-27T06:09:00.001-07:00

Bill Gates' last work day at Microsoft. So sad and so funny :)
Goodbye Bill!

Beer and Women

2008-06-20T13:45:00.000-07:00

There is no such thing like "ugly woman", only the beer is not enough!

Soccer Injury Training

2008-05-30T02:53:00.000-07:00

Be Prepared for Euro 2008 like for Euro 2004

So You Think You Can Dance???

2008-05-30T00:42:00.001-07:00

So You Think You Can Dance 4 - Robert Muraine Audition

This guy is my favorite dancer.
Fantastic! Incredible! Spectacular!

Europe in 2015

2008-05-30T00:19:00.000-07:00

Just another case ...

Need a secretary?

2008-05-30T00:13:00.000-07:00

I guess this is everything your boss needs.

Your Lucky Day

2008-05-30T00:12:00.000-07:00

Europe vs USA

2008-05-30T00:11:00.000-07:00

The main difference between Europe and USA

McDonald's: Job application

2008-05-28T23:14:00.000-07:00

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida, and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.
This kid will go far!